my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
BREAKING NEWS: painter hospitalized after too many strokes
genuinely crying omg
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SATAN MADE THIS POST
Why would you even :’(
(Source: nezdr)
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
